Image Pigkeepers Daughter/Sassy Sue

Since Moonbeam Swiner is The Pigkeeper's Daughter, it's no surprise that her best friend in the whole wide world is a little piggy named Lord Hamilton. And that has her Ma worried. After all, Moonbeam has reached the ripe old age of 19 and she still ain't hitched yet. So when a traveling salesman from the big city arrives on the scene, Ma quickly out cons the con-artist and Pa arranges a shotgun wedding... Plus: There's a similar problem over at the Willard farm. In between making making moonshine and custom-made outhouse seats, Pa is worried about his moronic son, Junior, who's spending too much time with the animals and not enough with womenfolk. What he doesn't know is, idiot Junior is already having a whirlwind affair with Sassy Sue, his beloved cow.